Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is all meat and no preservatives, roysh, at least, that's what it says in the can in, like, one particular south Dublin girls' school, which shall remain nameless, roysh, basically to protect the names of the guilty. You know who you are.

The Miseducation Years and The Teenage Dirtbag Years, together in a single volume.

The Miseducation Years
So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve.

But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst.

And when they do … OH MY GOD!

Having survived his bestselling travelogue Ruinair, Paul Kilduff flies eastwards on a low fares journey to discover the countries of Central and Eastern Europe.

Fortunately still allowed to fly on Europe’s lowest airline, he unfolds the former Iron Curtain to reveal our fellow New Europeans. He meets the Latvian politician who refers to Ruinair passengers as ‘savages’; he searches for a second vowel in Brno; he learns there is more to Gdansk than a shipyard wall; he finds beauty in Bratislava and he endures Romania’s very own low fares airline.

And what does Ruinair’s Chief Executive, Michael O’Leary, think of Kilduff’s first book? ‘I heard it should be in the fiction list but keep up the good work. Fly Ruinair. Best wishes, Mick.’

The internet is for young people, but nobody told Grandad!
Grandad is Ireland's most cantankerous auld fella. His problem is that he is getting old, increasingly grumpy and even little things are driving him mad.
To get things off his chest, Grandad started to write posts on his blog, headrambles.com, and in this book he offers readers some of the best and funniest of those daily messages. From anti-smoking legislation to the eccentricities of the local council's roadworks, Head Rambles is a must-read for everyone who enjoys a good grumble.